Thoughts from Phoenix

1. I should of known our hotel was going to be sketchy when I had never heard of the chain.
2. I now know our hotel is sketchy because i just dropped a deuce and the toilet is already plugged. I went and got a plunger from the front desk and the toilet acted like I wasn\'t even plunging. The fucker won\'t flush. Goddamnit.
3. There are a lot of interesting looking people standing outside on the balcony and it appears a family of about eight is living in the room next to us.

 

Eat here if you can afford it:

http://www.durantsfinefoods.com/

Eat here if you want something cheaper:

http://www.honeybearsbbq.com/

If you are in the East Valley, try this:

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/search/restaurants.php?oid=28293

 

eat here if you're in a gambling mood.

NFW http://www.itryswa.com/modelhome.php

 

I hear the hair pie is outstanding.

 

Petty - What are you doing, trying to get me arrested?

 

dude, frank gave you some options in P-town, just thought i'd give you a few more.


jeez, what ever happened to gratitude?

 

Strip clubs are one thing, escorts another. Plus, I will take my chances with the ASU girls.

 

You only get a thank you if I get laid.

 

That may be true, but from what I have seen in my couple of hours here so far, the ASU chicks are plenty hot. A lot hotter than the West Texas chicks I am used to.

 

do i get a thank you if you don't?

 

yeah, but buck, sometimes you actually have to speak to them.

 

Sure.