SJ.COM All-purpose dating thread

You're a product of SJ incest? SJ wasn't even around then!

 

sj incest children mature more quickly

 

They also have four hands to help them post more quickly.

 

So that explains the creepy kid with four hands who keeps following me around. I just figured he was a product of the nuclear plant in Springfield.

 

No, that's BYH.

 

That's so mean! BYH had a friend with four hands who had two chopped off. That friend was Chef and you're an insensitive jerk

 

I can think of nine SJ incest couples (and I'm not really in the loop, so that numbers probably really low compared to the actual number of couples) and I think only two of us are out in the open. IJAG is right. There is lots of SJ incest on the DL.

 

Well she is, but all those kids from up around Three Mile Island with the extra hands are a little freaky looking.

 

My insensitive jerkitude is no secret.

 

We love you for it though.

 

Jeezus, nine? I can only think of four. I guess I don't pay as much attention as I thought.

 

And I'm actually not one of them, so if spup's counting current ones and not just all-time (since I'd be like almost half of those nine all by myself) then I got nothing.