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Jones gives good blog?

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by Uncle.Ruckus, Mar 29, 2012.

  1. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    Shit just got seriously observed. That might be the most fucking observational thing I've ever read in the history of observation.

    "I'll just say I whiffed, which no doubt you're observing."—John Cook
     
  2. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    Obviously, it was the greatest thing I've ever written. In the history of Esquire, there's "Frank Sinatra Has a Cold," and then there's "Ladies, You're Not As Good As You Think."
     
  3. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    I had never read Gawker until today. What is wrong with you people?
     
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    DMYGBFKMRGA
     
  5. Zeke12

    Zeke12 Guest

    It was way better than "I cheat because my parents died in a car wreck" piece. So you got that going for you.

    Which is nice.
     
  6. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Jones might be bigger in the real world, but I think even he knows not to fuck with DD in this realm.
     
  7. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    Post would have been better with a picture of Fozzie Bear.
     
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    That's reserved for The Big Lead
     
  9. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    How about Statler and Waldorf then?
     
  10. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Maybe Jonsey's beard caused an auto-reflex type response from the ladies.
     
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    That would have worked.
     
  12. Frank_Ridgeway

    Frank_Ridgeway Well-Known Member

    I didn't like it. Maybe because I read it in the actual mag Tuesday, which carries more weight than a simple blog post. I thought Esquire's treatment of sex this month, overall in addition to the Jones item, was a waste of my hour. Hey, Esquire! News flash! Reading your mag isn't "like pizza," either! This was the Pizza Hut of Esquire cover pieces! It was a handjob from Betty White wearing wool snow mittens! It was Details magazine! (Also, while I don't expect their sex section will make hair grow on my palms, it could indeed make me go blind. I would have to eat a carrot, rather than simply wax one, to read all that tiny type.)

    I've been off the market for 18 years and no doubt there are more than a few people here who got around more than I did, but it was my experience that the Coming Attractions offered an accurate prediction of The Movie. Even the one time I suspected an oversell, it wasn't. If she can really, really kiss, she can really, really ... At least in my experience, if it was bad, you had fair warning long before the clothes came off.
     
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