A his and hers master bathroom with facing toilets

I like our bathroom, with its double sinks, big shower, and whirlpool tub.

But, I do not need facing toilets! Who the fuck would want that?

 

Here's the real thing:

 

Oh, man. That'd be slightly awkward.

 

Where are those shower heads aimed?

Do you shower in the space between the two toilets?

I can just imagine the reactions they'll get when they eventually go to sell that house.

 

Maybe Dulcolax could steal a march from Cialis and use these his-and-her toilets as the basis of a new logo.

 

Thanks, doc. Now there's no need for me to post the matching bathtubs photo.

 

Some people are into that stuff, but I'm not sure I want a bird's eye view of how the plumbing is functioning.

 

The only thing I can think of is that it's purely for the symmetry of the room, and it gives them each their own toilet, but they don't actually use them at the same time.

 

I could see putting in specialized guy and girlie toilets if you were rich enough you could splurge for the very best, but I think I'd design some kind of mini-stall partial wall thing where you could talk to each other but didn't have to absorb the full visual, aural and olfactory impact of the actual downloading process.

If you're sitting there in the bathroom before showering and stuff you are undoubtedly pretty comfortable in seeing each other naked so it's not a matter of being prudish, it's just that the actual bio-jettisoning process itself can be sometimes a little less than appetizing.

But again, others may be really into it.

 

I like the idea of the big shower, but toilet time is not for couples. That's the one time where I say "GTFO this is MY time and private."

 

Nothing like the shared intimacy of dropping a deuce together.

Anyone who gets a bathroom like this better have paid household help. Who wants to have to scrub TWO toilets when cleaning the bathroom?