Sheep in the year 2015

Creosote, know your place! Last, of course!

 

To discourage those of you trying for that perfect 10 or otherwise getting too comfortable in the basement, there's been a change in venue. There will also be a 24/7 audio feed of cranberry congratulating himself.

 

That place looks very rapey.

 

If others think so, that should motivate them to play to win. I liked this basement because it came with a shovel.

 

Looks like it comes with a lifetime supply of asbestos, too. Yikes.

 

Looks like I can call dibs on the chamber pot...I mean mop bucket.

 

I am the Joe Namath of Sheep... Too bad Suzy Kolber didn't sign up.

 

Looks like there's a toilet to the left of the door. First class, indeed.

 

Well, that's not weird ...

 

You all merely adopted the dark basement. I was born into it, molded by it. I didn't see the light upstairs until I was already a man, and by then it was nothing to me but blinding.

 

The most feared outcome in Sheep appears to be a relatively anonymous middle-of-the-pack finish with most "competitors" shooting for last place. Sort of like the NBA.

 

If you ain't first, you're last.