Sheep in the year 2015

Yeah, what the fuck?

 

You, Dooley and 'sote finishing in the top 10? That deserves a what the fuck.

 

Me? I think I finished in the top half of the field last time (my rookie season)!

Can we get some season totals, por favor?

 

EStreet, Jack and the rest of the flock, copperpot has the standings through Week 5. It's up to her when (or if) she posts them.

 

I made some key adjustments and I've "learned how to win." I put in a lot of extra time in the gym, and now it's paying off.

 

I'm thinking of starting an off-season instructional camp if anyone is interested.

 

You can't coach heart. That's what it takes to achieve Sheep greatness.

 

The Rev. Graham and myself would appreciate the coaching...

 

Would it be coaching or brainwashing? Whichever, I wouldn't recommend drinking the koolaid or cranberry juice.

 

Happy Year of the Sheep everyone!

Apparently, though, there are diverse opinions as to whether the Chinese zodiac symbol translates to ram, goat or sheep. In a quick image search, most of the symbols depict big ram horns, like the one below and the gif on Google search today.



Perhaps they are just horny sheep?

Anyway, the person writing subheads for this piece seems to have been having fun with the story:

Big Yang Theory: Chinese year of the sheep or the goat? | Lifestyle from CTV News

 

What are we waiting for?

1. Quebec (easy)
2. Asshole (iffy)
3. Kansas (who knows)
4. Buffalo Wild Wings (Hooters?)
5. Steve Prefontaine (only option I'm certain won't be a 1-pointer. Not certain people won't instead name a sprinter).
6. Kristin Wiig (see: Kansas. So many options)
7. Kevin Johnson (sorry, Grandmama)
8. Boston (going timeliness vs. accuracy here, Buffalo).
9. "Carrie" (see: Kansas and Wiig)
10. iPhone (as I post my answers from one).

 

This should be an interesting week.

I disagree with Donnie on seven answers. . . that could be bad.

1. Quebec
2. Asshole
3. Illinois (almost said Michigan)
4. Hooters (That about Buffalo Wild Wings but went with the more established franchise)
5. Steve Prefontain
6. David Spade (almost said Adam Sandler)
7. Dennis Johnson (easy answer)
8. Buffalo (easier)
9. The Shining (Here's Johnny!!)
10. IPhone