The Daily Beast's David Freedlander
spoke to Dusty Dionne, a High Priest and High Summoner of the Aquarian Tabernacle Church, who confessed that while he believes "these bills are horrible," they do provide a unique opportunity for practitioners of his faith.
"If they are going to up this can of worms," he said, "we are going to shove it right in their face." For example, he explained, many Wiccans believe "that love is the law," so while polygamous marriages are not a tenet of Wiccan theology, "whatever we want to do with marriage we can do.
Carte blanche. If I want to marry a horse, I can marry a horse."
Wiccans would also legally be able to refuse drug tests in states with religious freedom laws, because "natural" substances like marijuana and hallucinogens are "herbs" used to enhance experience at officially sanctioned religious ceremonies. Moreover, Dionne explained, giving the blood or urine samples required for such tests would run contrary to their belief that the "body is a temple," and "if you come for a piece of my temple, I can say no."
They would also be free to dance naked on state Capitol steps so long as the moon was full, as a Wiccan holy text — "The Charge of the Goddess" — sanctions the practice.