NFL offseason thread

The Chipper's system winning in the NFL with Tebow at the helm ... the only thing that could be better than that would be pictures of Goodell cross-dressing.

 

When is the transphobia going to end!

 

He has risen.

 

They're gonna ride this story for months on end in Bristol. Again, I mean.

 

I just became an Eagles fan. The gnashing of teeth that would occur if Tebow led the team to success would be absolutely priceless.

 

We need Whitman on the record early here.

 

He never sees September.

 

Tebow or Dick?

 

Don't worry about that.

 

Great? To quote Sheldon Cooper, "is that sarcasm?"
Played one year with Jags before testing positive for weed multiple times and getting released. 14-154 receiving.

 

Yes, that was dripping with sarcasm. I should have added a smiley to clarify.

 

I love how being the Jaguars' first-round draft choice invariably sends wide receivers into a self-destructive tailspin of substance abuse. The franchise has been around 20 years and taken a receiver in the first round four times. All four have flamed out because of drug/alcohol abuse:

R. Jay Soward (2000, No. 29 overall) - Alcohol and drug abuse.
Reggie Williams (2004, No. 9 overall) - Had arrests for DWI, pot and cocaine possession.
Matt Jones (2005, No. 21 overall) - Literally snorted cocaine off a hooker's ass.
Justin Blackmon (2012, No. 5 overall) - Drunky McDrunkerson.

And, with an asterisk, the best receiver in franchise history (Jimmy Smith) wasn't drafted by the team but has also dealt with drug issues.
All told, in 20 years they've drafted 25 wide receivers. Those guys have combined for 110 touchdowns. The sad thing is, 40 of the 110 touchdowns have come from the four guys listed above.