ESPN's Britt McHenry is Not Nice....

I disagree, I have never been or even been accused of being an asshole in these threads.....

 

You know, anyone who has been to Clarendon, where that restaurant is, knows that street parking is a giant pain in the ass, but that on weekends, the corporate offices open up their garages for pay parking and you can leave your car until Sunday night if you want to and are willing to pay.

And, not for nothing, the friggin' Metro is like two blocks from there. It kind of has to be, because everyone in that general area is shitfaced by nightfall on Saturdays.

 

Seriously. Who knew we all could have had a (however minuscule) shot at Britt McHenry at Clarendon Ballroom or Whitlow's?

 

Can you believe it's gotten to this? If you had told me Chris Berman was the offending ESPN employee I would not have expected this to last this long.

"I want you to send people out on the street and find out if anyone saw McHenry's car being towed! and I want an exclusive with Gina!"

 

Based on that post, you might be one now! /bluefont

 

But taking the metro might mean having to sit next to poor uneducated fat people. Britt McHenry should not have to run that risk.

 

Do we know what kind of car? She has BMW 3-series or Mercedes C-Class written all over her.

 

That side of the Orange Line is pretty swanky (even more so now that it's a Silver Line stop, too). It's the fraternity/sorority house of the Metro system. She'd fit right in.

 

Of course this is what happened. As has been documented here forever, rules are for other people. Rules are for suckers.

She went off on the cashier because she was mad and inconvenienced, not because the towing company was in the wrong.

 

Greatest use EVER of the word "swanky" not to mention just how unsavory the narrator makes a "RAW-kis" time sound.

This Baffling Ad for a South Dakota Congresswoman is an Excellent Ad for Her Democratic Opponent

 

Only the little people park where they're supposed to ...

 

Yeah, but did he defriend you on Facebook?

That's a pain that really stings.