Running 2015 MLB Regular-Season Thread

The argument is a month old and not interesting anymore.
It will be less interesting (but still funny) when he's hitting .180 in another month.

 

Having Lester in the lineup hurt more than not having Bryant in the lineup.

But that's just the Cubs for you.

 

Figure that fine's gonna be the same number of digits on either side of the comma for Herrera. He may get an unpaid vacation into May, too, for the pointing-at-the-head thing. That was stupid.

 

You brought it back up, my man.

 

Thom Loverro thinks Rodriguez is still juicing.

LOVERRO: Alex Rodriguez's perpetual lying clouds his early-season success - Washington Times

 

He's from the Daria School of Naked Emperors.

 

Cubs-Pirates delayed 23 minutes when fan is hit by a foul ball. She was reportedly conscious, which is a good sign.

Cubs-Pirates delayed for 23 minutes after fan hit by foul ball behind home plate | HardballTalk

 

Reds manager Bryan Price sets an f-bomb record while lambasting C. Trent Rosencrans for reporting on the Reds: Updated: A profane Bryan Price vents frustration

 

A-Rod should be peeing in a cup every day that ends in a Y.

 

Didn't Brandon Phillips go off on Rosencrans a couple years ago, similarly?

 

"Two bovine, one equine."

Holy crap that was epic.

 

She should've tried to catch it in her beer cup.