Amy Schumer on finding self confidence

Mercury's poisoning. We're saying the same thing.

 

5 jokes that explain how Amy Schumer became the new queen of comedy - Vox

 

From last night's episode

Amy Schumer's Friday Night Lights Parody Is as Brilliant as It Is Hilarious

Friday Night Lights + Josh Charles + rape jokes = comedy gold.

I mean, "you can't bring a wet mule around a hot corn oven."

 

That video is painfully unfunny.

 

Norton said in an interview he always has a female open for him. When he was here in December they brought in a female feature to do 25 minutes before he went on.

 

Humor's in the eye of the beholder. I think she's pretty funny.

More to the point, Schumer's comedy is sex-obsessed, which is sort of what TV/Hollywood comedy tend to embrace most. Dane Cook had a good run on that and he's so unfunny and self-centered I couldn't stand three minutes of him.

 

Schumer's sex-driven humor is smartly written though. Dane Cook was just a gyrating boob on stage.

 

Do you remember her name?

I've seen Norton several times, but most were just Comedy Cellar sets. I saw him open for Dice Clay in Vegas and then the show with Schumer.

I think he's done a lot of co-headlining gigs over the years with people like Burr, Vos, Attel, Artie Lange. I do seem to remember he had Bonnie McFarlane opening for him at one point, but I missed that tour.

 

Girl out of Charlotte named Blayr Nias. Nice person and funny. The talent company just sent her up to do the weekend so she wasn't his regular opening act.

 

I saw Attel a few years ago and they had some local comedian open for him. The guy was just a hack and when he introduced Attel, he came up there and said, "Give it up for ..." and made this face that put everybody on the floor.

It lets you know how lucky New Yorkers are because if you go into the Cellar on a Monday night, Attel and Norton are probably both there. I went in once and it was Attel, Patrice, Keith Robinson, Norton, Colin Quinn, Artie Lange and a couple guys I didn't know.

 

A lot of touring acts like local hacks because they're safe. They'll do 10 minutes of non-threatening "what's up with airline food, AMIRITE?" material and then exit so the big boy comics can do their thing. If you're strong and you work with a headliner that person may request you not work the weekend they are bacl because they don't to follow you.

 

"You're that new coach who don't like raping."