Beer snob sues MillerCoors for making Blue Moon

I think we're up to five now: Beer, wine, music, running and cycling. But for posterity, which one (or two) does he not check off?

 

Ah. Right. Three of the five. Don't hear much about running or wine. He's a beer and bike kinda dipshit.

 

Does he do yoga, too?

 

That's a really bad double, too, because I bet he talks about the great beer he had and then talks about how he burned it off with his 50-mile bike ride and how great of a ride it was.

 

Crossfit snobs!

 

I bet he's the guy is in charge of bringing beer to a party, but he only brings two 22-ounce bottles of beer from a brewery you never heard of saying you have to try it. That of course is after he went to that brewery in a pack ride where they took up the entire road going 10 MPH in a 45 and proceeds to complain about how rude drivers are.

 

All of that is true.

 

Wine snobs are worse, though I'm around beer snobs way more often, and engage in a little bit of beer snobbery myself.

Wine snobs are worse simply because they are 99 percent full of shit. When they taste blind - which they almost never do, by the way - they essentially can't tell the difference between a $5 bottle of Merlot or a $500 bottle of Cabarnet.

 

I do love the new Miller Lite commercial where they explain with a straight face that there are "no strong flavors to hide imperfections."

 

Had the same thought. Gussy it up however you want, you're selling piss water, Miller. But isn't the commercial just a take on the Bitter Beer Face commercials from the 90s?

 

Stella Artois is, literally, Budweiser that's brewed in Europe. And people still get conned into paying more for it.