Beer snob sues MillerCoors for making Blue Moon

I dare anyone to find a shittier beer than these. We used to buy them in college on a "deal" of three cases for $10.99.

 

Maybe Scotland is like Kentucky, without much of a beer culture.

 

It has loads of great beers, my brother is a dumbass philistine who thinks Guinness is best enjoyed right out of the can.

 

Snob.

 

But you actually drank them? Then they are disqualified.

With Master's Choice, anytime someone got one after pushing the "Random" button on our college beer machine (a Coke machine we stocked with beer), the Master's Choice went straight into the garbage can. Anyone who tried one wouldn't finish it.

 

six beers - 3 bucks
Found at Walgreens.
Pretty much a "only drink if you need to get drunk" beer.



Otherwise, my "softball beer" is a 24-pack of Black Label, which ran for about 8 bucks at the store on the way to the game.

 

Light beer of any kind is such an inefficient way to tie one on.

But I understand in college the endurance aspect matters. You want to be drinking for hours on end.

 

But if your gal has a lot less body weight than you, rounds of light beer make for a cheap date and can make the evening go well.

 

I've purchased Big Flats beer at Walgreens on multiple occasions. No regrets. A sixer was like $3.

Also, I wanna try ALL these shitty beers. Most people here probably don't read it, but in Drew Magary's Jamboroo every week, he has a Shitty Gametime Beer of the Week section that has probably featured a few of the selections shared here. Shitty beer lovers should definitely check that out.

 

fixed.

 

There's "drank them," and then there's "finished them."

 

And enough about shitty beers. Here's a great beer that Miller made, but it never got past the test-market phase. This stuff was really, really good, but they quit making it after it didn't catch on big in the early-middle 1980s. I still have a sign up in my house.