First-world problems

"Uhhhh, I tripped..."

 

Million-to-one shot!

 

The problem with too many raisins in the mix (besides the lightbulb-up-the-ass thing) is that they're cheap and usually replace the chocolate-covered dried cherries, almonds, pecans or cashews that should be more abundant.

 

I bought some good bath towels. They were too fluffy.

Replaced them with bath sheets I like better. They sure are big, though.

 

I recently changed my grip. And after playing more than 150 holes of golf in the last two weeks, my right pinky and adjacent muscles are starting to hurt.

 

McDonald's got rid of their classic grilled chicken sandwich. I had to have a quarter pounder with cheese instead.

 

What the hell is a bath sheet?

 

Again, like Taco Bell, McDonald's issues are a Second World problem.

 

Yeah, that was news to me, too.
It's an oversize bath towel. First-world prize.

 

I own a PC laptop and a Chromebook and use a Mac at work. It can be frustrating to keep track of which keyboard shortcut belongs to which device.

 

There is a Post-It note on our vending machine warning us of the "rancid" peanut M&Ms.

 

My wife never erases messages from the landline answering machine.

She has a home-based business, so I don't want to erase messages from her clients, no matter how old they seem, but it means I miss messages meant for me from the few people who don't call my cell.