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This story is all kinds of fascinating.

Inside the bizarre life of an Upper East Side housewife | New York Post

Just about every piece of it is quote-function worthy ...

... such as "offered group play-date tutorials last year for $400 an hour, complete with a write-up of your child’s social deficits."

Or ...



Really well-written story. I'm sure there's a whole other side of the equation that we didn't hear about in the story but regardless, this'll make a great movie if it hasn't already been made and I can't think of it.

 

Wondering if the wife of a "super-famous New York comedian" was Seinfeld's.

 

The author's name is Wednesday.

 

I was shocked this article didn't get posted when it was first published.

So much hilarity.

 

Having a hard time wrapping my head around the bolded portion of this sentence:

"They moved several years ago, when her youngest son, now 7, was accepted to school there."

That's some fucked up shit.

 

Wow. I now know where the epicenter of the next nuclear blast needs to be.

 

The part about her kid being born in the wrong month was a fun line. How dare he.

 

Sigh. I've tried for seven years to convince my wife that Americans are NOT like this.

Fuck. We are.

 

Tough, but fair.

 

Clams gonna' clam.

 

What a miserable existence.

 

W ... T ... F? For a BAG?!

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