Updated thread - What TV commercial gets on your nerves?

Riptide · Jun 6, 2015

Batman said: ↑

I've ranted ont he Wendy's redhead before, but she's the girlfriend who's hot and decent enough in the sack, and seems cool at first because she's a cheap date. Then you go to her house and there's lots of Wendy's paraphernalia laying around.
OK, you figure, it's a thing. She looks like the Wendy's logo, so she started collecting them. It's all good -- until you make the mistake of absent-mindedly stopping at McDonald's late one night on your way home from work. She gives you the cold shoulder for the rest of the night.
The next night when you come home the lights are out, she's decapitated the cat, and is muttering something about you being a two-timing burger whore sonofabitch while sitting in the corner and rocking back and forth with a knife in her hand.
No thank you. Keep your burger icon fetishes to yourself, please.
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She's got nuggets, too, you know.
Hot, spicy nuggets. Juicy nuggets.

And she's open late.

Vombatus · Jun 6, 2015

Batman said: ↑

I've ranted ont he Wendy's redhead before, but she's the girlfriend who's hot and decent enough in the sack, and seems cool at first because she's a cheap date. Then you go to her house and there's lots of Wendy's paraphernalia laying around.
OK, you figure, it's a thing. She looks like the Wendy's logo, so she started collecting them. It's all good -- until you make the mistake of absent-mindedly stopping at McDonald's late one night on your way home from work. She gives you the cold shoulder for the rest of the night.
The next night when you come home the lights are out, she's decapitated the cat, and is muttering something about you being a two-timing burger whore sonofabitch while sitting in the corner and rocking back and forth with a knife in her hand.
No thank you. Keep your burger icon fetishes to yourself, please.
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Batman just described my first marriage.

KYSportsWriter · Jun 6, 2015

Songbird said: ↑

I fucking hate the gecko.

And those DQ guys need to die.
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You mean the Sonic guys?

I still laugh at the milkshake commercial where the one guy naming the carhops.

"Why peanut butter for Jeanine?"

"Because she reminds me of my ex-girlfriend Jeanine, who was nuts."

Gets me every damn time.

Batman said: ↑

I've ranted ont he Wendy's redhead before, but she's the girlfriend who's hot and decent enough in the sack, and seems cool at first because she's a cheap date. Then you go to her house and there's lots of Wendy's paraphernalia laying around.
OK, you figure, it's a thing. She looks like the Wendy's logo, so she started collecting them. It's all good -- until you make the mistake of absent-mindedly stopping at McDonald's late one night on your way home from work. She gives you the cold shoulder for the rest of the night.
The next night when you come home the lights are out, she's decapitated the cat, and is muttering something about you being a two-timing burger whore sonofabitch while sitting in the corner and rocking back and forth with a knife in her hand.
No thank you. Keep your burger icon fetishes to yourself, please.
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Spartan Squad · Jun 6, 2015

Batman said: ↑

I've ranted ont he Wendy's redhead before, but she's the girlfriend who's hot and decent enough in the sack, and seems cool at first because she's a cheap date. Then you go to her house and there's lots of Wendy's paraphernalia laying around.
OK, you figure, it's a thing. She looks like the Wendy's logo, so she started collecting them. It's all good -- until you make the mistake of absent-mindedly stopping at McDonald's late one night on your way home from work. She gives you the cold shoulder for the rest of the night.
The next night when you come home the lights are out, she's decapitated the cat, and is muttering something about you being a two-timing burger whore sonofabitch while sitting in the corner and rocking back and forth with a knife in her hand.
No thank you. Keep your burger icon fetishes to yourself, please.
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In memory of Rick Stain, I still would.

Riptide · Jun 6, 2015

I wonder if Rick Stain got syphilis and croaked.

ifilus · Jun 8, 2015

Why does the first female to pitch in the majors face a 70-year-old leadoff batter?

SFIND · Jun 8, 2015

I hate that Nationwide commercial where the guy's car is a giant baby.

Baron Scicluna · Jun 8, 2015

I think it's supposed to be a Heinz commercial, but it shows these people dressed in ketchup and mustard bottles talking. Partly through, the Brand X mustard lady mocks the others with some squeaky gibberish that is so annoying, you want to throw a brick at the TV.

KYSportsWriter · Jun 8, 2015

Yep.

Baron Scicluna · Jun 8, 2015

That's the one. It's the mustard on the left that does this "Nuyurmyaya" that just drives me nuts.

Riptide · Jun 8, 2015

KYSportsWriter said: ↑

Yep.

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RSW.

Batman · Jun 8, 2015

ifilus said: ↑

Why does the first female to pitch in the majors face a 70-year-old leadoff batter?

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They seemed to be playing the generic White Sox, so maybe it was Minnie Minoso come back from the grave?

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