Supreme Court rules in favor of gay marriage

Outing alert: Justice Scalia is Eric Cartman #askthenearesthippie

 

Polygamists also thank you.

 

My wife and I have been shopping, but we can't decide which gender to add. Maybe both.

Would certainly help with child care.

 

Derp ...

Vikings CB: Same-Sex Marriage Ruling One Step Closer To Legal Pedophilia

 

Bestiality is right after that, amirite?

 

Animals still have to sue to get that right. Good luck doing that without thumbs, bitches.
Evolution FTW.

 

I quit believing in the domino theory halfway through the Vietnam War.

 

I want that to be penned by Fred Smoot, but that would be asking too much.

 

You would think a friggin' Supreme Court justice would take the time to form a dissent that doesn't sound like a message board rant.

#notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat

 

I'm glad the SCOTUS saw through the charade of "protection of the sanctity of traditional marriage".

Its all about money; if you're married you get benefits that the unmarried get; so why should gays be discriminated against from receiving the same benefits?

I applaud Kennedy for penning a great closing to the opinion.

 

I am surprised Roberts dissented in this case, if only because I had thought he would want to be on the right side of history.

Forget Scalia! Justice Roberts Is a Total Marriage Moron - The Awl

 

He is.