First-world problems

My son was carrying the kayak out of the garage yesterday, lost his grip on it and knocked a hole in the drywall.

And I am all out of KISS posters I would need to hide the hole from my wife.

 

Probably better to use this one anyway:

 

I hate when the sprinkler system gets the newspapers wet in the driveway.

 

Tried plugging in a headset into the work VOIP phone, but I can't get it to work. I can hear the other end, but I can't talk with the other end. In the process, I missed a call from a source. Then in trying to figure it all out, I accidentally knockout the Ethernet cord and now my phone has to reboot. Damn it, I just want to make a phone call where I can type notes at the same time.

 

Being nervous about the Greek economy.

 

The hair-trigger auto flush on the toilets at our new work location have me so jumpy that I expect the toilets at home to flush as soon as I leave the seat.

 

I hate it when I get my balls washed that way.

 

My favorite bagel shop had a new employee working the counter today, so I actually had to give my order instead of it just being made when I walked in the door.

 

Dubai’s Multi Million Dollar Abandoned Supercar Problem

Dubai’s Multi Million Dollar Abandoned Supercar Problem

 

Sounds like that country needs more repo men.

 

Is ready to go

 

Emirates Auction - Cars Auction
Some pretty sweet deals here. No super cars, though.