NFL offseason thread

Judge Richard Berman could spark the Pats to search for a new backup QB themselves.

 

Why would you do that to us? We don't ask a lot out of the Redskins. Complete dysfunction at the quarterback position, sprinkled with middle-school drama, seems like a reasonable enough request to sustain us through the season.

 

I don't know. Trying to trade him after two years of doing everything in their power to make him untradeable would be pretty captivating, too.

 

Yes ... but trying and failing!

Reacher is envisioning a day that he is no longer on the team. I don't want to see that.

 

Tony Kornheiser's radio show comes back tomorrow. Between RGIII and the Nats' collapse, it should make for "epic" radio.

 

Snyder is neither blocking a trade of RG3 or the purchase of a unicorn. What a glorious shitshow.

 

Here ya go, LTL.

DeSean Jackson’s basic Instagram post is epically sexist

 

Oh, don't worry. He'll eventually be on someone else's team. Hopefully the Browns.

And if not this, something else. There's always dysfunction with the Redskins. We'll never be without it. It's a gift.

 

Yeah, see Sunshine's last post. See? It never stops.

 

I am encouraged. But it's hard to take the non-RGIII leap. Even for the Snyderskins, that's a special chapter.

 

Sadly, the Redskins, quarterbacked by whoever, will bear the Bears.

 

The Skins can really pull a Skins later today if Gruden announces to the media that Cousins will start week 1, but that RG3 is still his guy whenever he passes the concussion testing.

Highly unlikely given the last 48 hours, but God, that would be peak Redskins.