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Supreme Court rules in favor of gay marriage

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Dick Whitman, Jun 26, 2015.

  1. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    Married FOUR times?

    I can't believe one person fucked her. She looks like granny squid on Squidbillies.

    [​IMG]
     
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  2. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Can someone diagram this?

    She gave birth to twins five months after divorcing her first husband. They were fathered by her third husband but adopted by her second.
     
  3. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Quant probably has a killer equation for it though his students would need more than 90 minutes to figure it out.
     
  4. Mr. Sunshine

    Mr. Sunshine Well-Known Member

    Sounds like she's led a perfectly acceptable Democrat lifestyle.
     
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  5. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Josh Duggar is a Democrat? Sounds like she's doing something out of his playbook.
     
  6. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    Wait, so her second husband, who adopted her kids, is also her current (fourth) husband, right?

    Seems plausible that she was a hot mess, but straightened her life out when she remarried the second husband, and THEN he adopted the kids.

    Still doesn't give her the right to unilaterally create a theocracy, but still...
     
  7. Mr. Sunshine

    Mr. Sunshine Well-Known Member

    No, she is.
     
  8. Mr. Sunshine

    Mr. Sunshine Well-Known Member

    The anti-gay marriage movement really needs a MILF.
     
  9. franticscribe

    franticscribe Well-Known Member

    It's the ever elusive double cuckold!
     
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  10. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I don't know why, but I always think of a rooster when I see the word cuckold.
     
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  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    If this woman refuses to follow the laws of this country as upheld by the Supreme Court, which country should she be deported to?

    She might be a terrorist or drug dealer as far as we know, as evidenced by her disdain for our laws.
     
  12. Mr. Sunshine

    Mr. Sunshine Well-Known Member

    She already lives in another country.
     
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