Updated thread - What TV commercial gets on your nerves?

And, as someone mentioned earlier, it's not going to happen until expansion has watered down the game so much that a 70-year-old is the opposing batter.

 

I hate pretty much any car ad (and it seems to be every make has one these days) featuring parents and their kids.

 

Don't want to look for the good commercial thread, too lazy, but man alive is the girlfriend of the dirty pornstache dude in the Klondike commercial cute.

 

Norm McDonald replaces Darryl Hammond as Col. Sanders. Seems the right thread to put this since I'm sure it's going to also be raked over the coals.

 

The Ford commercials on Twitter with Kate McKinnon wear me out.

 

The Draft Kings commercial just drives me crazy.

Pick your league, pick your players, pick up your cash.

Millions of idiots are going to lose a shitload of money because they can tout one guy who won a million dollars. I'd bet there are 100 losers for every 1 winner. Maybe more.

 

Not to mention 98% of the fratboy jackoffs in their commercials with the douchebag backwards-ballcap look.

Does anybody really do that look anymore? I don't think I've seen guys wearing backwards ballcaps for 10 years.

Except, I guess, fratboy jackoff douchebags.

 

The Cottonelle commercial where the hot blond British chick gets people to wipe their ass in a phone booth, then asks if they feel "clean enough to go commando."
What. The. Fuck.
One guy, I'm convinced, believes that he'll get to plow the British babe in the phone booth if he takes off his underwear on the spot.
Some of the others ... you know what, the whole campaign is just stupid. I can wipe my ass. I learned how when I was 2. Cottonelle is not some revolutionary development in ass-wiping technology. Whether I use your magic turd disappearing paper or the generic store brand, I'm pretty sure I can finish the job without leaving any dingleberries.

 

That is fucking awesome.

 

Shopped, but awesome nonetheless.

 

First time I ever saw one of those the guy was wearing a Cubs hat.