Donald Trump: Come Kiss the Ring

If you say so. I'm sure you've been there many times.

 

So I guess that makes it ok.

 

Makes what OK? Who are you talking to?

 

Irony/parody is a tough concept sometimes; it takes a few IQ points to get it.

 

You're the one claiming you know things you don't.

 

Why are you behind closed doors with these people?

 

A variety of reasons but mainly that's a metaphor for "being somewhere they know they won't be quoted publicly, so they can say whatever the fuck they want."
And then, rest assured, the vast vast vast majority of Trump dupes and teabaggers spew the N-word all the time. N***er this, n****er that, n****er n****er n***er.
And they don't use asterisks.

They say that shit when they think they can get away with it. If they were asshole billionaires, they could get away with it all the time. That's why they love the asshole billionaire Trump -- he can.

 

This reads like a nonsensical "manifesto."

 

And you know this because...

 

Somebody should sit Starman down in a TV studio and broadcast his rants. Guaranteed hit.

 

I bet they have get-togethers just so they can do this. Tell Jarvis the Butler to keep out the riffraff so they can get their racist on.

 

I assume Jarvis is the House N***er...