Republican debate thread 9/16

Was thinking that also. Mr. Sunshine did you take your meds tonight?

 

Carly comes out against pot smoking losers!

 

I would rather watch an eleven person circle jerk.

 

Jealous, and secure enough in my manhood to say both.

 

We already knew that.

 

Did you spring wood?

 

That's OK. He is a good looking guy. I'm sure you get more girls than Bernie Sanders, so take comfort in that.

 

And more than you, I'm certain of that.

Huckabee comes out against cancer! And diabetes! And heart disease!

 

Hahahaa. That was a good one. I don't give a shit about Huckabee. And I'm certain you'd get a job at the Plain Dealer before you'd get a decent looking woman.

 

Carson feels like the Republican version of Obama: A black guy who made one really great, memorable speech and suddenly became a presidential candidate.
The difference is that Obama has some charisma and had the good fortune to run in the right year against a candidate (Clinton) people hate-fuck, politically speaking, in the primary; against a guy who died halfway into the main campaign (McCain); and against an incumbent president at least half the country was tired of; not to mention having the novelty factor on his side (not the most graceful way to put it, I know, but a lot of people were excited simply to have the chance to vote for a young black man for president).
Bottom line, Obama was the right guy at the right time, which is always a big part in a successful campaign.
Carson would have to be cutting promos like The Rock in his prime to be more charismatic than Trump, and he's not standing out enough from the rest of the horde to come across as anything special.

 

I'm certain you can't get either. I know there's some horses down the street from you, though.