Urinals

I think Ragu should invest in porcelain.

 

Drunk guy with no pants on falls asleep taking a piss at last Friday night's Jays game, tears the urinal off the wall and floods the pisser:

Blue Jays Fan Rips Urinal Off Wall, Unleashes Flood

 

What's his WAR?

 

Wouldn't that be his road wins over replacement?

 

As a freshman in college, I ripped a sink out of the third-floor bathroom in my dorm.
I'm not proud of it; in fact, I still feel like an idiot.
I was very, very drunk and 18 years old. Those are not excuses for the behavior, I know, but they do provide some context.
Most of my life has been a battle against my own stupidity.

 

This is one of my favorite threads. I often think of it when I go.

 

Whizzes Above Receptacle?

 

Another great thread started by Versatile.

 

I might have said it elsewhere -- is there a crapper thread? -- but it always kills me when dudes go up to a urinal and just let loose with a fart. I guess it shouldn't be unexpected, but it still seems like a closed stall is the only place where ripping one off is totally within bounds.

 

How has nobody posted this on this thread yet?

 

When I have to piss in public, I want a urinal that flushes itself. Nothing worse that unzipping to find some dude's lemonade sitting there. Flush the fucking thing, asshole.