Donald Trump: Come Kiss the Ring

Yeah, I was only talking about Trump. The other hashtag Q&As were probably embarrassing to those involved.

 

Something is suspicious about the Trump-Cruz relationship. Because the easiest attack imaginable on anyone running from either party is the fact (not bullshit conspiracy, fact) that Cruz was born in another country. And as far as I know, Trump has never touched it.

 

I checked this in a lot of places and it is apparently real news, not poorly labeled satire.

Chris Christie orders National Guard leader to slim down

 

I think it's hilarious that Obama got all the heat over that, but Cruz--who was actually born in another country--is getting none.

 

'Cause the Democrats haven't had to think about it yet. You might hear it if he's the nominee.

 

Well, I was hinting specifically at Trump. He was leading the charge on Obama.

 

Duly noted. Or even Dooley noted.

 

How many people know that A) Cruz was born in another country, AND B) that country wasn't Mexico?

 

It'll come up the first time he spells color with a u or check with a q.

 

Or Defense Department with a c.

 

Cruz is as American as apple pie, eh?

 

The success of Loadbag's bypass operation has been minimal or marginal at best.