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First-world problems

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 3_Octave_Fart, Mar 6, 2015.

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  1. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    There are two airports in Dubai.
    They make it seem as if there are a lot more.
     
    Buck, Sep 9, 2015
    #349
  2. JohnHammond

    JohnHammond Well-Known Member

    Cheaper to fly to Dubai than it is to London
     
    JohnHammond, Sep 10, 2015
    #350
  3. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Is there a Perkins in Dubai?
     
    Vombatus, Sep 10, 2015
    #351
  4. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Non-Q-tips suck. Go for the original. I'm tired of sucky imposter Q-tips.
     
    Vombatus, Oct 29, 2015
    #352
  5. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    All these kids coming to my door last night asking for treats. GET A JOB YOU BASTARDS!
     
    spikechiquet, Nov 1, 2015
    #353
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  6. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    My son gave me the little boxes of Milk Duds he got trick or treating.

    Inside each small glued-shut cardboard container is four Milk Duds.

    I ain't doing the work to get those things open for four stinking Milk Duds.
     
    Oggiedoggie, Nov 2, 2015
    #354
  7. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    I check my FICO score every 25 minutes. I fear it dropping below 800.
     
    3_Octave_Fart, Nov 2, 2015
    #355
  8. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    I went to Chick-fil-A today. Those kids were too smart and nice.
     
    Riptide, Nov 2, 2015
    #356
  9. Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!

    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! Well-Known Member


    And white?
     
    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Nov 2, 2015
    #357
  10. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    The CFA near me has an AA who is also deaf. Nice guy. Wish I could talk to him. I saw him during his job interview six months ago, and he was really excited. Was really neat to see he got the job.
     
    Vombatus, Nov 2, 2015
    #358
  11. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    None of them even had a suntan.
     
    Riptide, Nov 2, 2015
    #359
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  12. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    You can always talk to him. He might think you're boring, though, and pull the old "I can't read lips trick."
    Don't fall for it.
     
    Batman, Nov 2, 2015
    #360
    Vombatus likes this.
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