Black Mizzou football players go on strike

Can't you get the Mothership to neutralize her with the Giant Death Ray?

 

Greek life director placed on leave.

Director of Greek life at Mizzou placed on administrative leave : News

Also, a professor who continued with a scheduled exam Wednesday so that "bullies" wouldn't win apparently upset so many of his special snowflakes that he feels compelled to resign.

Mizzou professor tells students he is quitting over decision to hold exam as racial tensions boil : News

Now I know why the football team is seen as the champions of morality. They're the only group on campus this fall incapable of generating offense.

 

As a preventive measure, I've resigned any and all of my potential positions at Mizzou just in case future me ever offends future hippie activist college idiots.

 

Tim Tai will have no shortage of job offers when he's done with school. Great attitude and composure.

 

Yeah, except that he's a journalist and there aren't any jobs in the industry. #AmIRight?

 

He'll have enough offers to pick out a good one.

 

What's your Sandy Hook theory, T?

 

Journalist explains why Mizzou protesters had a good reason to want a safe space from journalists (posting of this article does not indicate agreement with said content).

There’s a good reason protesters at the University of Missouri didn’t want the media around

 

That "journalist" is full of shit. No pun intended.

 

Further, as reporters, we have to drop our sense of entitlement and understand that not everyone wants to be subjects of our journalism. Our press passes don’t give us the license to bully ourselves into any and all spaces where our presence is not appreciated.

Really dumb article.

 

Real Woodward and Bernstein stuff.

 

The author did a really good job of hitting almost all your triggers, though, YF.