Guy called at 11:30 last Friday night to complain that one of the local TV stations didn't have video of Podunk High's playoff win over Faraway High.
Explained that, as the Daily Planet NEWSPAPER, this is a complaint that should be directed elsewhere. Complaint then becomes, "There's also never anything about Podunk in the Daily Planet. Doesn't Will Graham run the sports there?"
Told the guy that's precisely who he was talking to at the moment.
"You used to be at the paper in Podunk. We didn't like you there, either."
Have a nice day, sir.