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We're going to roll the military into the countries with oil fields and seize them for ourselves. He was pretty clear on that.

 

That sounds kind of socialistic, unless Chevron and Texaco and the gang get into the action.

 

Do you think there's any policy we could put in place that would stop oil producing countries from selling to us?

Besides, Trump does have a plan! He's going to "ring" the oil wells with troops, and take the oil from ISIS. He's even going to give some of the revenue to our wounded warriors. Win, win!

 

Great plan, though I think we should take the wells from the Saudi rulers first.

I will start this on a grassroots level by giving cans of oil to homeless vets.

 

To live in, or because there's oil in them?

 

Presumably any plan of Trump's involves giving multi-billion dollar assets straight to the billionaires. That pretty much goes without saying.

 

He's going to blow up the pipes. Blow up every single inch. There would be nothing left. And you know what, he'll get Exxon to come in there and in two months, you ever see these guys, how good they are, the great oil companies? They’ll rebuild that sucker, brand new — it'll be beautiful.

 

He's preposterous, but there's a little bit of Reagan "Morning in America" to his campaign. He's saying what people want to hear right now, and not just about Muslims. I don't know that they even care if he can carry any of it through or not. They just want and need to hear it.

 

So they're all asking for it?

 

He sure bakes a lot of conclusions into his Trump premises.