San Bernardino

Maybe!

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
While I sat and peed, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my bathroom door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my bathroom door—
Only this and nothing more.”
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “YF?”
“Mohammed!” said I, “thing of evil!—Mohammed still, if bird or devil!—

 

This is what happens when you piss sitting down.

 

Mommy! Mommy! He didded the lazy posts again!

 

And here I thought the level of discourse on this thread had gone down the toilet.

 

You know, oop, I find your posts interesting at times and also have the ability to roll my eyes and roll with it when you get locked into one of your Steelers'tastic posting tsunamis.

But your whole "HE DID THE LAZY POSTING AGAIN!!11!" is really fucking old and silly at this point. Who. Gives. A. Fuck.

Enough with the Judyism. HE ISN'T FOLLOWING THE RU-ILLS!

(Young James Woods, yo.)

 

The purity of the anonymous message board thread must be maintained!

 

Songbird, please look up. That object you see is the point I was making sailing over your head.

I made a one-off comment and YF decided to argue the point and claim that I was making up standards for the board. He's wrong about that and I said so, pointing to the relevant board policies. I'm sorry you missed that the first time around.

 

You made a point?

 

Yes, but either it eluded you or you are simply ignoring facts you don't like. Feel free to clarify which one of those options fit your behavior and have a wonderful day.

 

That's a gorgeous dog.

 

Congrats, you are the biggest loser!