Week 16 NFL: The White Privilege Thread

Big game is Monday night, with oh, so white backup QBs Brock Osweiler and A.J. McCarron leading the Broncos and Bengals, respectively, in a matchup with huge playoff implications.

Week kicks off Thursday with Raiders-Chargers, as crackers David Carr and Philip Rivers square off.

Saturday's matchup is Washington at Philadelphia. The Redskins, led by a dude named Kirk, can clinch the NFC East with a victory.

On Sunday, a bunch more honkie QBs take the field in games of varying interest and significance.

 

That Tom Brady has a street sense to him, though. He can feel the homies' plight.

 

Too bad Colin Kaepernick is out. He's only half privileged.

 

Some of his favorite receivers are black. Wait a minute, no they're not!

 

I was gonna add a line, but then I realized YF's alarm clock goes off in an hour.

 

As a Skins fan, I can already feel the disappointment of another primetime loss.

 

Al Campanis. That's all I got based on the thread title.

 

Gotta come down to Redskins-Cowboys, right?

 

If the Eagles win Saturday, it comes down to Eagles-Giants. Eagles win, they're in. Lose, Skins are in if they beat Dallas.

 

I think the Redskins will win the division, which will set up a home matchup with the Seahawks. Maybe they'll activate RG3 for old time's sake.

 

Or maybe they'll play the healthy QB.

 

In a settlement with the Department of Justice announced today each team will be required to play one Caucasian male in the cornerback position for at least 38% of plays during a 1st, 2nd or 3rd down.

Further, 18 teams will be required to employ a Caucasian male to run the ball on a non forward pass twice in a regulation game, not including those who receive a direct snap from the center position.

Finally, a native born African American male will be required to place kick for a minimum of 16 teams in the final weeks of the season.