Trump cheats at golf - the ONE and ONLY politics thread

All I know is, if Trump can somehow get gimmee chips into the Constitution, I'm on board ...

 

This whole thread is a d_b:

Donald Trump: Come Kiss the Ring | Page 54 | SportsJournalists.com

 

Shhhhhh. Don't blow up Trump thread No. 7.

 

I've been busy today, so I'm working through this slowly, but clearly this writer is out for Starman's heart. "Incest aside" lol.

Trump seems to have settled down nicely with his third wife, Melania, who is young enough to be his daughter. Though he seems to have sized up his actual daughter, Ivanka, as well. As Trump once told The View when asked how he'd feel if she posed for Playboy: "I don't think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

Incest aside, the problem with dating/marrying younger women, of course, is that they tend to age. Sometimes after loving them, you have to leave them. This can get uncomfortable, even for the world's most successful, classy, terrific person. As one Trump intimate tells me, when Trump was going to break things off with his second wife Marla Maples before the relatively modest prenup-limit expired and he'd have been on the hook for more money, Trump didn't have the stomach to tell her. So, the intimate says, "He leaked it to the Daily News, left the paper on the bed, and he went out to breakfast."

 

Ann Romney owns a horse.

 

Trump has the most luxurious, elegant foot wedge in the world.

 

GOP fun fact: If Alberta Ted wins the presidency, he would extend a streak of every GOP president elected since the Great Depression having ties to Texas or California.

Eisenhower: Born in Texas
Nixon: California
(Ford, who wasn't elected)
Reagan: California
GHWB: Texas
GWB: Texas

 

But Mitt Romney doesn't give repeated interviews about how he'd like to see the horse in a magazine naked, or maybe "date" it.

Although maybe he doesn't need to.

 

Alberta Rafael*

 

In the Trump section of "Who's Your Caddy," Trump comes off sounding like John Hammond in Jurassic Park ... "Spared no expense." It was a fun read.

 

Stephen King knows horror ...