RIP Antonin Scalia

We're talking about a Supreme Court justice who had just helped stay one of the president's key policies (the "war on coal").
Also whose future rulings could have undercut the climate-change agreement Mr. Obama, and many powerful forces, wanted ordained in Paris last month.
Sorry, intimidation- even the murder of judges and other public magistrates- is not unheard of.
The autopsy and relevant information should be made public.

 

He was mumbling something about a physical civil war.

The Feds ought to arrest him on treason charges.

 

There's no need for an autopsy. A 79-year-old overweight person dying of natural causes is very common.
What you're talking about only happens in the movies.

 

Speaking of urgent investigestions, OJ, did you ever find Wife of Fart?

 

You and I have danced to this song before, dude. I am not interested in doing it again.
I would ask you to examine all the factors critically.
Cibolo Creek Ranch owner recalls Scalia’s last hours in Texas
Yeah, let's let some local-yokel Justice of the Peace wrap it up without even viewing the body. Nothing to see here.
Makes a lot of sense when dealing with the death of one of the most powerful people in the country, effectively.

 

Don't make me spank your zit-speckled butt in front of all the nice people here.
We are trying to inspect the mysterious death of a titan of American jurisprudence.
Stay focused.

 

Because overweight 79-year-olds never die of natural causes?
What you're talking about never happens. This administration is above it.
It only happens in the movies and your imagination.
There is nothing mysterious about this death.

 

Of course Scalia didn't die of natural causes. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams!

 

Of course. I hope Ted Cruz, the Queen of Cuba, doesn't mind.

 

So ... Obama didn't kill bin Laden – "HE'S ALIVE!!!" –but he did kill Scalia. Got it.

 

I never said Obama killed anyone.
I simply don't believe whatever this government gift-wraps and presents as the obvious.
Don't be afraid to look into the shadows. I know it can be really escary but that's where you usually find the answers, or at least the clues.
Don't spend your life inhaling Jake Tapper's farts.

 

It's also where you find a homeless person who hasn't showered since Bush I yelling that the end days are coming.
Some of us choose to hang there. Most of us don't.