Sports Illustrated Pitches Three Different Looks on Swimsuit Covers

I like my women with straight lines and right angles.

 

I like my women to not beat the shit out of each other on TV.

 

Really, the most egregious thing to me is that SI has only had two African-American women on the swimsuit edition cover -- Tyra Banks (twice) and Beyonce. And neither of them looked particularly black. I know, I know, they're trying to sell magazines...

 

I just saw Caroline Wozniacki's body paint spread.

Eureka.

 

Woz looks amazing-zing.

Suck a dick, Rory.

 

Video of the Year.

Caroline Wozniacki featured in SI Swimsuit

 

As it relates to beauty and sexual attractiveness, define "overweight."

It's a little like calling Kendrick Lamar's album "inappropriate" because of cursing and subject matter, don't you think?

 

Eh, he chose his career, at age 23, over a jet-setting romance.

Does that really make him any more of an asshole than countless ambitious 20-somethings?

 

Is this really just completely in the eye of the beholder? Is Precious "overweight"? A lot of people said she was beautiful.

Then again, Riptide says I'm fat, and cracked wise about it for a week. Am I? I weigh 165 pounds. So maybe it truly is undefinable.

 

It was the way he did it.
He's a classless prick.

 

Well, to your earliest post, I'm sure he's really shocked and upset now that he realizes she's attractive, due to her Sports Illustrated spread.

 

Poor guy. I bet he hasn't fucked a hot chick since he broke up with her.