Inappropriate tipping (?)

That would be the "Inappropriate Tapping?" thread.

 

I'd go broke if I did that.

 

I wouldn't tip for that. Isn't the profit built into the pricing?

 

I'm not sure. Do you plan to continue to use this person or business to do your detail all of the time? Maybe 10% as an extra 'thank you' if they do a stellar job. Might get you some extras down the road.

 

I tried that with my masseuse. Didn't work out too well.

 

Any tips on this? There must be a proper codeword.

 

Fappy hinish.

 

Try not to look so much like a vice cop.

 

Just keep rotating your hips forward during the massage.
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