Trump cheats at golf - the ONE and ONLY politics thread

When you keep saying 3+3=33, people will only correct you a few times. If you don't get that you're wrong after being corrected 15 times, they write you off -- appropriately -- as a moron.

 

The Onion just continually slays me

Where The Candidates Stand

Where The Candidates Stand

America's Finest News Source compares the 2016 presidential hopefuls on all of the key positions that their advisors and focus group coordinators have decided they hold.

 

I'm throwing in the towel on Trump not winning the nomination. I guess I just didn't realize how high the percentage is of GOP voters who don't care about conservative policy and are just in it for the racism.

 

And here I just started looking at the polling info moving all votes other than Cruz and Trump into the Rubio column.

I do think the idea of nobody getting to the finish line is somewhat possible because Cruz, while seemingly out of favor, is too stubborn to quit and might actually win a few states along the way. He is leading in the latest polling of California, for instance; it's going to be tough for him to drop out if he has that big prize waiting at the end.

 

Why do we need a wall in the first place? Isn't net immigration to Mexico down to zero?

It's a solution without a problem.

 

I don't know what's more stunning -- the number of idiots supporting Trump, or our resident canine felcher Starman calling every politician he hates gay.

 

A remittance tax just on remittances to Mexico would be unconstitutional. You can't focus such a tax that specifically. It's an unlawful taking.

 

Oh bullshit! That's a loser talking!

 

Cruz will win Texas.

 

It's a stunningly effective tactic when talking to dumbfuck knee-jerk teabags, for whom homophobia is an ingrained way of life.

Call any of the teabag God Squadders gay and their supporters throw absolute shit-fits, up to the point of wanting to fight.

Call Bernie Sanders a senior citizen homo hippie or Hillary a lesbo granny, their fan clubs just shrug their shoulders.

But when you point out that Ted Cruz looks like Harvey Fierstein in tranny drag, the disciples go crazy.

 

People who say they demand FREEEEEEEEDOM will vote for an authoritarian.

The best predictor of Trump support isn't income, education, or age. It's authoritarianism.

 

Those measures of authoritarianism are suspect, at best.