Trump cheats at golf - the ONE and ONLY politics thread

Extreme pro-slavery Southern secessionist candidate "Fire Eater" William Lowndes Yancy raises his hand and begs to differ.

 

And quoting FDR and JFK!

 

I'm sure some are coming out to vote against Trump, but there's no doubt he's bringing new voters into the process as well:

 

That Cruz speech was something. Cruz was losing 49-0, scored a garbage time TD, and was immediately flagged for excessive celebration.

"At least we didn't get shut out! We can and will win this thing!"

Hoo boy.

 

Ricketts family Super PAC to go after Trump and his supporters (including Christie) ahead of the March 8 and 15 primaries.

Gonna be a hell of a two weeks. Fuck. I never thought it would be this much fun, I never did.

Republican Group to Intensify Campaign Against Trump

ETA: Obviously they made a winning call to hire JEB!'s communications director.

 

At least he won a couple of states. I'm waiting to see how Rubio spins coming in second into a victory.

 

Rubio is leading in Minnesota. I'm not staying up to see who won Alaska.

 

Rubio about to score a safety on a botched snap through the end zone.

 

I'm rooting him just so he can tell Cruz to go fuck himself with the "if you haven't won, get out" plea.

 

Fucking Cubs.

 

Considering it's the Cubs ownership group behind that, I'm surprised they didn't back Ben Carson.

 

Dude has a special ability to look asleep at all times. He has pothead eyes.