2016 Pro Wrestling Thread

Part of the list of WrestleMania weekend events also includes all the charity stuff. Cena's Make-A-Wish Pizza Party, the Reading Whatever, the Susan G. Komen Mobile Health Unit with free mammograms ... Wait, what? Yep. You too can get a free mammogram in a van outside of WrestleMania. I mean, really? I'm not trying to be an insufferable asshole, but it's not the time or place for me to crave my first colonoscopy either. Sometimes this charity stuff goes to weird places.

(For the record, both my colon and tits are just fine.)

 

Well, Vince did once perform a colonoscopy on JR, so there is precedent.

(One of the dumbest and worst segments in WWE history).

 

If Cena's hosting the pizza party, is the mammogram truck hosted by Sable?

 

Bradley, let's be honest. The mammograms are being offered for free outside the stadium. The colonoscopy comes later when Vince shoves Roman Reigns' title win up everyone's ass to close the show.

 

This guy will be performing the mammograms.

 

He did come close to a vasectomy once.

 

Adios to one of WWE's worst looking title belts!

Report: WWE scrapping 'Divas', women's championship returns after WrestleMania

 

They're only about 10 years too late.

 

One of the more insane moments in Raw history.

 

I'd like to think it's because they finally came to their senses, but the more likely reason is that Total Divas is probably getting shitcanned soon. Its ratings have fallen pretty steeply to around 500k to 700k per viewing.

 

Just a quick rant about the dirtsheets.....which I enjoy generally and take with a grain of salt....but.....

This is going around now that Vince is having second thoughts about pushing Strowman and they're discussing many many options for Andre Battle Royal. This after months of the sheets claiming Strowman's going over and going to the moon. "Having second thoughts"....Yeah or he was never actually set in stone to win the thing and the sheets are covering their asses because they look so stupid.

I can only imagine someone backstage in the E getting a huge laugh out of everyone complaining about Strowman for a few months because of his false "leak." End rant.