First-world problems

Yes, Vombatus. Advice on gold futures and whey consumption.
I don't know whether to laugh or to earnestly take the advice.

 

My kind of story.
Police Investigate Man For 'Revenge Fart' After Woman Rejected Sexual Advances

 

Sounds like a win-win, as both parties can claim they avoided the mistake of sleeping with someone who is crazier than they are.

 

No, no, no. Crazy can be a good thing. A very good thing.

 

My kindle broke when I dropped it. I have to read my book using the kindle app on my ipad.

 

I guess this is 3_OF's version of the Poin files.

 

Eh, I just have a Google News alert set up for the keyword "Fart".

I can't decide whether to use liquid fabric softener or softener sheets for this afternoon's wash.
It might be necessary to sit in my recliner for an hour or so and mull this.
How annoying.

 

Having too many people on wifi - can't stream Netflix...

 

A friend just gave me two beers from Westvleteren Brewery, but I don't have space in my fridge.

 

Drink them.

 

I have to chill them first.

 

Freezer. And drink quickly.