Food/restaurant rant

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

 

Can we also agree that the only acceptable bagels are plain, onion, salt and poppy seed, maybe sesame ?

There are too many abominations of flavored bagels these days. Blueberry? Jalapeno? No. Absolutely not.

 

More or less, though I might give jalapeno a shot.

 

or sundried tomato!

Those are not bagel. They are round, goyishe bread.

 

Exactly. While we're at it: If you buy them in a plastic bag from a supermarket, they're not really bagels.

 

In the small town where I lived prior to coming here, there was 'nary a place for a hungry soul to buy a doughnut, but there were five bagel places. At my favorite a frequent lunch was a shrimp-salad-on-an-onion-bagel sandwich. Was this an example of food irony?

 

Local bagel joint here has a killer onion bagel/egg salad sandwich that is my go-to.

 

I'm surprised the bagel doesn't jump up and run away from the counter when someone tries to put shrimp on it.

Whitefish salad is acceptable.

 

If we had school prayers for bagels, I think we could unite SJ.com.

 

I pray for those who eat lox.

 

Reminds me, I need to grab a chocolate chip bagel and a pretzel bagel on the way in tomorrow...