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Running Tiger Woods thread

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Aug 13, 2014.

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  1. Lugnuts

    Lugnuts Well-Known Member

    Hahaha... You go, typefitter.

    It's not just writing, though, it's any profession.

    Could've been like ___ if only ____.

    I knew a porn actress who believed she could've been Jenna Jameson if only she didn't have a kid to support.

    So she turned to hooking instead.
     
    Lugnuts, Apr 26, 2016
    #397
  2. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Was she the one who got Gooey the monkey as a tip?
     
    Songbird, Apr 26, 2016
    #398
    Lugnuts likes this.
  3. JC

    JC Well-Known Member

    I always thought it was politics or the coach hated them.
     
    JC, Apr 26, 2016
    #399
  4. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    POGTFO
     
    Chef2, Apr 26, 2016
    #400
  5. Lugnuts

    Lugnuts Well-Known Member

    Oh gosh ... That means I have to Google her name. I'm concerned about what my device will think of me.

    ETA: You know what ? It would be bad form for me to do that. Use your imagination chef.
     
    Lugnuts, Apr 26, 2016
    #401
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  6. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    Homer Simpson: You're Darryl Strawberry!

    Darryl Strawberry: Yes.

    Homer Simpson: You play right field.

    Darryl Strawberry: Yes.

    Homer Simpson: I play right field, too.

    Darryl Strawberry: So?

    Homer Simpson: Well, are you better than me?

    Darryl Strawberry: Well, I've never met you, but... Yes.
     
    typefitter, Apr 26, 2016
    #402
    swingline, Big Circus, YankeeFan and 1 other person like this.
  7. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    And the local paper costing a scholarship by not doing big writeups on them.
     
    Inky_Wretch, Apr 26, 2016
    #403
  8. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    NO!!! We want a name. Not a picture. We can use the Powers Of The Al Gore Internet to find pictures ourselves. But a name... that would be golden.
     
    Vombatus, Apr 29, 2016
    #404
  9. Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!

    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! Well-Known Member

    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Nov 27, 2016
    #405
  10. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Starman, Nov 27, 2016
    #406
  11. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Sounds like a swell guy
     
    three_bags_full, Nov 27, 2016
    #407
  12. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Is Tiger on speed?
     
    poindexter, Nov 27, 2016
    #408
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