Dude is pulling wool with TWO teachers at high school in Louisiana

9-hours?
Son of a bitch.

 

40 times in 36 days? Ah, youth!

 

40 times in 36 days?

How many foot rubs and back scratches did he have to give?? (been married 20 years...)

 

I bet he got some SEC scholarship offers based on that alone.

 

He's a high-motor kid. Gets great penetration.

 

The look on the guy in back of the car. Priceless.

 

Strong math and memory skills

 

God, I wish Bernie Mac was still around for this.

 

Great gap control. Can play several techniques.

 

Plays with his fingers in the dirt

 

I'm almost as impressed with the woman. She must have either been walking like a cowboy coming through the saloon doors, or had enough sperm in her belly to make Rod Stewart nauseous.

And the nine-hour threesome had to include from the time they started talking to the time he left, right? Story said it was after a football game and lasted from 9 p.m. to 6 a.m. Games in Louisiana start at 7, so either she was blowing him in the huddle or dude is a damn jackhammer.

 

A real workhorse, but also has some crowd-pleasing moves. Handles the double team well.