Trump cheats at golf - the ONE and ONLY politics thread

Ah. I didn't read it that way.

Trump turned out to be a perfectly-positioned kind of different.

 

Not quite the same, but it was the best thing I could find when I frantically googled.

 

If a koala identifies as a wombat, what bathroom do you force him to use?

 

Well, I certainly don't want either of them peeing in the same bathroom as me, that's for sure.

 

GOP senator sparks conversation about Trump's tall tales

 

Don't we get that all the time with legislation?

"We have to pass something!"

 

Yes. Without reservation.

The party has failed us.

If someone with your belief system votes for Trump, you're basically telling the party you'd vote for a talking monkey if it nominated one.

 

The thing that gets me about the last month is how quickly the Republican establishment has gotten into bed with Trump. I bet Reince Priebus curls up under a hot shower every night. I mean, they have absolutely no fucking shame whatsoever. They're blowing him like a MILF on a big pornhub dick.

 

I don't recall Rinse Pubies ever being against Trump. He seemed neutral throughout the primaries

 

Gary Johnson chose former Masschusetts Governor William Weld to be his running mate. Will Johnson get more than 2 percent of the vote this time?

 

Someone invoke Noam?

 

Not a visual I needed, but it's apt. Anything to get elected, ya know?