Trump cheats at golf - the ONE and ONLY politics thread

Taking the weekend off in terms of reading comprehension? Missed the prominent phrase, "God forbid?"

 

You've posted previously that he should eat a gun.

 

Well, at least so far he's managed to exhibit the basic animal survival instincts to avoid doing that.

But given his evident functional intelligence and emotional stability level of somewhere between bonobo, orangutang and chimpanzee, the future holds no guarantees.

 

I thought Obama already took the guns! WTF?

 

Ambitious women need to be taken down a few notches.

 

C'mon. Naked ambition is unattractive in anyone.

Am I supposed to ignore that in Hillary because she's a woman?

 

I've been getting chain emails and lame memes on Facebook for nine years about how the Mooslim Neegro was about to kick down all of our doors and grab our guns!!!

Absolutely. Instead, we need a humble, self-effacing man of modesty like The Pig to counterbalance Hitlerry's raw naked ambition.

 

Truth be told, I'd bet folding money that one-on-one I'd enjoy Herself's company far, far more than Der Trumpenfuhrer's ... but if I was standing between something one of them wanted, my ass would be grass no matter which one we were talking about.

 

I'd much rather shoot the shit with Trump, but it baffles me that this billionaire businessman is steps away from the presidency in the age of Bernie and the widespread disdain for the 1 percent.

 

Well, it's not as if Herself is "dead broke" ...

 

I wouldn't want to drink beers with any of these assholes, except possibly Biden, who supposedly doesn't drink any more (LOL).

 

I'm not sure Trump can hold a conversation with anyone that's not a jabfest or immediately a competition. The man strikes me as so unbelievably insecure that he couldn't be a good storyteller because he'd constantly be checking if you thought it was a good story based on your real-time reaction. What? You don't like this story? He also doesn't strike me as someone who enjoys someone else's stories because he bores quickly and doesn't want to take the time.

Clinton is somewhat oblivious to how she comes off, which isn't necessarily the worst thing. It means she's trying to be who she is.

Trump, on the other hand, is always keenly aware of which way the wind blows. He lacks any integrity.