Explain this to me like I'm a second-grader

Just vote for Gary Johnson and have a clear conscience.

 

Oh shit. I am not transgender yet.

 

I stand corrected ... Vombatus is merely channeling dq's wife.

 

You are safe dq. I may play out my sj.com village idiot / town pervert / probable registered sex offender online persona here, but I want to reassure everyone that in my 4+ years of being here, I have yet to find anyone I would want to fuck. I value you all for your minds.

 

I've come across plenty I'd like to fuck with ...

 

That could be an excellent motto for this place.

 

Not even Dick's hot wife?

 

I am actually trying to show some restraint and not bring up the subject of folks' wives. I did almost add to one of my posts to dq earlier today "please send photo of your wife", but I am trying to exhibit more class around here. Maybe too late for that....

 

Hey, YF has released photos of his wife. What's Dick trying to hide?

 

YF is currently the clubhouse leader on wife photos AND cute kids.

 

Not going to go back and check to see if anyone already posted this link, so apologies if they have (I'm guessing so, but you never know). The Washington Post editorial board says "Bad Hillary":

Clinton’s inexcusable, willful disregard for the rules

And this take went up today. Hillary's obsession with secrecy shown in the report (and other places) is worse than the e-mail part:

Why the new report on Hillary Clinton’s email is so damning

 

I have it on very good authority -- WaPo editorial board-level authority -- that both YF and DW married up.