Urinals

Home bowl syndrome

This is the closest to a crapper thread but it is probably one of the all time greatest threads on SJ of all time.

 

Well there goes my afternoon...much reading to catch up on.

 

It seems like a lot of guys are just becoming chicks.
It's a men's room: if you have to fart, fart. Stepping into a stall to fart is insane.
Some of the local management guys here started talking about no one sh*tting in the men's room, saying guys should go next-door to operations building and use that men's room for a deuce.
I said no way. It's a men's room, and if I've got to bring the heat, I'm bringing it.

Using the stall instead of a urinal, no sh#tting, not farting?
It's out of control. We're men. I don't advocate scatalogical celebration, but I'm not going to be self-conscious about normal bodily functions in a men's room.

Be polite, be well mannered, but use the room for the purpose for which it is built.

 

Phones in a public bathroom.

At the urinal, in the process of using the urinal, plus texting or whatever with the phone.

Taking multitasking to a different level, these people are.

Fucking idiots.

 

But don't SHIT in the urinals. I know someone who did. (Was NOT me).

 

Somebody crapped in the pisser in the fieldhouse when I was a sophomore. Nobody admitted it because he would've gotten his ass kicked after what the coaches put us through.

 

Which is all the more reason to do it a second time...

 

"THE PHANTOM SHITTER STRIKES AGAIN!"

Actually reminds me of one of Stephen Coonts' books, a sequel to "Flight of the Intruder," where the Phantom would leave notes telling where he'd deuce next and despite measures — even a Marine guard at one spot — made good on his promise.

 

Yep. Nothing is safe when a phantom shitter is on the loose. Navy stories are exactly what I was thinking of.

 

Didn't know that was a Navy tradition. Just thought it was a funny aside in Coonts' book. Wow.

 

And, if the Navy Phantom Shitter wasn't disgusting enough, I learned last week that some ships have experienced the Phantom Jerker.