Explain this to me like I'm a second-grader

BARON!!! What the fuck is wrong with you?!

You were very SLOW today. Responding a full SEVEN hours after I posted. You are SLOW, SLOW today. Usually you are like a fly on a hot piece of shit when it comes to this thread. Mighty disappointed in you today, grasshopper!

 

Hey, I was busy pointing out the difference between "two" and "too."

 

OMG. That took seven hours?

 

Yes. I wasn't being very efficient today.

 

He planned on 60 minutes but there was a big snow storm that delayed it.

 

Every time I notice this thread is updated, I check to see if the FBI riot has occurred.

 

Tomorrow!

 

When this inevitably comes down we will finally have justice for all the people and all of the families and loved ones who were damaged and fell victim to this reprehensible lapse in judgement. They need closure.

 

Her presidency is going to be a nightmare:

 

We can't have a president who doesn't keep an updated appointment calendar.

 

I will bet $100 that she wasn't playing with a cigar.

 

The most transparent administration in history at work again.