Trump cheats at golf - the ONE and ONLY politics thread

OK, we were wrong that time. That doesn't mean Trump isn't right this time. This is like saying that Golden State must have been wrong on its Stephen Curry pick because it fucked up on Joe Smith.

 

Sure. And this policy won't help with that, unless they leave the country to go to Mecca. But Trump's proposal is that we don't invite new ones in. That's somewhat sensible - and it would work.

 

In that neither one is a phrase that people actually use or think?

 

It's only the end of June, but this might be the worst analogy of 2016, written anywhere in any language.

 

No, it's not. I keep hearing the Jews comparison here. The idea is that because we messed up once, then obviously this must be a mistake, too.

 

Were you not in a fraternity?

 

Joe Blowjob just can't go more than a day or so without sucking Dumpf's schlong all the way down his throat.

 

It's bros before hos.

Carry on.

 

Right. That's what it should be.

Our last letter was "Rho." On preferencing night, we would bring a bongo drum and chant along with the beat, "Humma Humma Rho! We don't loooove them hos!" We'd draw out the word "love" just like Snoop Dogg.

People loved it.

 

That's such a disgusting comparison, you should really be ashamed of yourself.

 

That's like actual history. Sorry if you are disgusted by it.

 

A surprise to no one...

WaPo review of finances:

Trump lies.

And he's a Scrooge.

Trump promised millions to charity. We found less than $10,000 over 7 years.