Explain this to me like I'm a second-grader

Read the story.

 

Here is a fairly entertaining read:

Harlan Ullman: Presidential campaign would make absurd blockbuster

 

Hillary can't count on the Attorney General to provide cover for her:

 

There's a difference between accepting results and prosecuting a case.

 

Halperin's reporting conflicts with the Times:

 

Investigation nearing its end:

 

I'm surprised there is anyone left to question her after all the rioting they did.

 

Bill Clinton, ah, the gift that keeps on giving...

And Lynch is wearing a blue dress... and, uh, NO!

Bill could have claimed he went on her jet and said "kiss it!"

 

Why are the guy from Pawn Stars and Lieutenant Van Buren from Law & Order walking together?

 

And just like last week (or so), Baron has yet responded to the dog whistle.

I am concerned.

 

I've been busy pointing out baseball position terms to OOP.