Explain this to me like I'm a second-grader

Aside from the fact that the FBI found she was not "criminally" incompetent. But don't let that get in your way.

 

It's not inconceivable that Trump could win. He can't say any stupid shit, and he has to make this a referendum on Hillary Clinton, human being.

 

Except Hillary doesn't spout such irresponsible BS, and Trump is a loathsome human being himself.

 

Your inside sources are like my five-year-old nephew. Get caught being blatantly wrong, just say "Yeah, that's what I said!"

 

Fox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln - The New Yorker

 

The report does nothing more than repeat what most sane people were saying. Yeah, she fucked up. Her fuck-up wasn't criminal.

Republicans will spend anywhere from the next five months to eight years and five months griping about it. The rest of the country will worry about more important things.

 

Very conceivable not even two weeks ago:

 

Vombatus' inside sources are the investigators who checked his hard drive.

 

Sounds like a great commercial she should run:

Hillary: Incompetent, but not criminally so

 

You're so stupid.

 

Did you provide an over/under on the number of investigations? More/less than Benghazi!!!!

 

And that's not all...

House Benghazi Report Reveals Hillary Clinton Was Second Gunman On Grassy Knoll